Saturday, 13 April 2013

L is for lips




Ok, I don't really hate lips per se. What I hate are those weird pictures of lips that are supposed to be all artistic but all I can think about when I see them is "who the hell would walk around looking like they voraciously hoovered a six pack of doughnuts with sprinkles and forgot to wipe their mouth after?". I'm sorry, but if I went to work with my lips looking like I just had oral relations with a box of sharpies my sanity would be questioned, which is really saying something, considering I work with a bunch of awesomely insane people to begin with. I'm not sure when weird lip accessorizing became a thing, and lipstick became too mainstream, but I will happily be skipping this trend

Weird lips with glitter. It's a hate-two-fer-one
This reminds me of a tire that has just been armorized, which would be perfect if you were using your face as a billboard for Armor-All
Perfect for the woman who's dating a funfetti fetishist
You have no idea how bad I want to start cracking bestiality jokes right now....NO idea
Wait...WHAT???????
Lips earn 4 flaming middle fingers on the Hate-O-Meter because no one want to make out with an eyeball. Especially one with teeth















30 comments:

  1. That girl must have been picking glitter out of her teeth for weeks!

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  2. How uncomfortable and creepy! My husband wanted me to write on luscious lips today, and I won't tell you the other L words he thought I should put with them, in case there are children reading.... I'm a constant disappointment to him, I wrote on libraries and being left-handed. Dullsville

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    1. I love libraries!! There is not much in this world more awesome than an entire building full of books :)

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  3. Yuck. I expected the black lips and they deserve four fingers, but the other ones, maybe 5 from me. Luck for me, I have never seen them before.

    Rhonda @Laugh-Quotes.com
    Visiting from AtoZ #41

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    1. They're all gross, but the black ones creep me out because they look like someone has been snogging with a bowl of liquid latex

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  4. The last one has freaked me out beyond all measure.

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    1. If I saw someone with an eyeball for lips, I'd run away screaming

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  5. And besides you can't have a cuppa without ruining that lip art plastered on you face.

    A waste of lipstick and time if you ask me.

    Only good for a Photo-Op and that's it.

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    1. Exactly...no food, no drinks and they'd probably be ruined just by talking, so why would anyone do this???

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  6. That eyeball lip will star in my nightmares for years to come. WTF?!

    Ok...back to work on my 'L' post. Why can't procrastination start with an L? I have a lot to say about that.

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    1. The eyeball is completely disturbing and just looking at it creeps me out...yuck

      I just spend the morning writing all my posts for next week...I'm feeling like a post hoarder and have an anxiety attack unless I have a bunch of posts ready and scheduled for this challenge

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  7. Wait...Wha?...How?...Wh? WHYYYYYY?? :)

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    1. Can you please suggest to spawn that when he takes over the world, he bans all unnecessary lip accessorizing?

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  8. Love this. I nominated you for a Liebster award! Care to participate? Details here:
    Ruby Wilbur

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    1. Wow, thank you!! This is the second time I got nominated in a week! I will participate, but I think I'll wait until this challenge is over...right now I'm finding it hard to keep up with visiting, commenting and replying and I want to be able to do the Liebster justice :)

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  9. The eyeball one is the creepiest lip picture I have seen yet. I never could understand the glitter or sprinkle lips. So weird.Simply Sarah

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    1. The other lips are just annoying, but that eyeball is super-creepy

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  10. "I'm sorry, but if I went to work with my lips looking like I just had oral relations with a box of sharpies my sanity would be questioned..."

    And rightly so, ROTFL! :-)

    Dude, you slay me. Are you on the Twitter? I'm @GothMomLite, would like to stalk, I mean, follow you there, if you are. There, I mean. :-D
    Some Dark Romantic

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    1. I am on twitter...@Hair_Ninja411...but it's mostly full of stuff from my Maple Syrup Land facebook page. I'll totally return the stalk :D

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  11. A funfetti fetishist! HA! Wow, so creepy. I'm going to have nightmares about that eyeball sucking my face off.

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    1. There seems to be consensus regarding hatred for the eyeball lol

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  12. The eyeball one is the most awesome thing ever. I want to do that to my lips and chase my children around claiming that I will eat their souls!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie Nunez and the Flying Platypi

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    1. Bwahahaha!!! Now that would be AWESOME!!!!

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  13. All of those lips are crazy, but the animal ones? I just... I mean... I... yeah, I got nothing. I will give the eyeball one points for being so awesomely creepy. I already want to write a story starring a creature with eyeball lips.

    Best of luck with the A to Z challenge,
    Jocelyn

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    1. Oooo...that would make a good creepy story! I'd totally want to read it :)

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  14. When I saw your title this was the first thing I thought of. After seeing the pictures though, I probably wouldn't be singing that song.

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    1. What the hell is Larry supposed to be, a cucumber?? Pickle? Zucchini?? I'm not at all unhappy my kid never got into Veggie tales lol

      Now everytime you hear that song, you're gonna think about the eyeball!!!

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  15. Eww. I've seen the eyeball one before and every time I see it, I feel this urge to shave her lips.
    Wow. That came out all kinds of wrong. Just look at the weird sh*t you make me say.
    Love your posts!
    :D

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  16. Considering I rarely wear lipstick because of how it feels, those pictures creep me out! But I do have to say, the animal one is a little bit cool :)

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