Wednesday, 10 April 2013
I is for irritating neighbours
In an ideal world, I would live smack in the middle of 1000 forested acres and never have to be subjected to some dumbass who gets in a fight with his wife and decides to sit in his car in the driveway, blasting ABBA on his stereo that doesn't quite drown out his drunken crying at 3 in the morning. Until that world becomes a reality, my collection of earplugs will have to do.
Irritating neighbours get 4 flaming middle fingers on the Hate-O-Meter. They'd get 5, but I allowed for the over-all entertainment value that comes from watching a 300 lb angry, drunk woman attempting to beat the shit out of 4 cops and failing badly