Best excuse for not being able to get out of bed ever. I'm going to try it out on my boss today and see how quick he tells me to break up with my blankets and get the hell to work already |
Seriously. And possibly on meth and acid as well. |
If I had a wine dispenser I would never leave my house again. Except to go buy wine refills |
As evidenced in my last post, I am not a fan of Valentines Day. I have no idea who wrote this poem but it's like they've been crawling around inside my brain |
Well, that explains algebra |
omg..that last one about math made me LOL! I love it!
ReplyDeleteIt's so true...I stopped understanding math when letters were introduced
DeleteOh no, that wine cellar made me dizzy just looking at it. Kind of ingenious though I suppose
ReplyDeleteI love that wine cellar, but I see it being a disaster waiting to happen lol
DeleteThanks for linking up and thanks for the shout out! That is probably the best tweet ever! I am so using that sometime when I need the hubby to get up instead of me. The wine dispenser? Just get the wine delivered. Problem solved. You're welcome. ;) The wine cellar under the kitchen? The kids would constantly be asking "Where's Mom?" and dad would answer "under the kitchen floor again."
ReplyDeleteThanks for hosting!
DeleteThat tweet is so true some mornings...ok, all mornings lol
I have learned so much from your post: 1. I need a wine dispenser, like, yesterday. 2. I need a wine cellar to house said wine dispenser. 3. I am so glad I'm not the only one who was confused as hell when my math teacher started talking letters.
ReplyDeleteHilarious--so glad to have found you via Linda's hop!
I think every household needs a wine dispenser...it's vital, especially when you have kids!
Deletehaha! Love that last one! And the wine dispenser? Yes please!
ReplyDeleteI'm not a math fan at the best of times, but math with letters is just wrong
DeleteI, too, am a Pinterestaholic.....my husband just recently discovered to what extent when he came to use the computer in the midst of a pinning frenzy and I had a few (hundred) tabs open. lol
ReplyDeleteAnd I KNEW Satan was behind algebra!!!
That pinning frenzy...it's like an alcoholic blackout, where you wake up the next morning and wonder "how the hell did I pin 583 pins in one sitting last night???"
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