Dear America:
While I’m happy on your behalf that today is Inauguration
Day (or is it Re-inauguration Day because it’s Obama’s second term), I do
question your government devoting an entire day to car parades, speeches,
dinners and fancy-dress balls. You’re the only first world country without
universal health care and you’re dangling on the edge of a fiscal cliff (which
I will admit I’m not exactly sure what that phrase even means…I’m assuming it
has something to do with a shit-ton of debt and both parties spending far too
much time arguing and bitching over whose fault it is instead of…I don’t
know…FIXING THE PROBLEM???), yet you’re ok with spending eleventy million dollars
(note: that may be a slight exaggeration. It’s probably only tenity million. My
accountant is on holiday, so I don’t have the figures in front of me. Fine. I
have no accountant and can barely do math on a calculator, and only when I’m
forced to), on what amounts to a bunch of blah-blah-blah, a (probably
overcooked) steak dinner, and some singing by a bunch of celebrities who you
know are only performing because chatting with Michelle Obama about her dress
and discussing how to sneak past your security team when you have a secret
craving for 6 Dairy Queen hot fudge sundaes is the ultimate star-fuck,
especially when you’re already a star and usually the fuckee.
Let me tell you, in Canada, when our Prime Minister is sworn
in, it’s a 3 minute ceremony followed by beer, poutine and drunken karaoke
featuring Celine Dion tunes at the local pub. It’s casual, relaxed and most
importantly, costs $1057.44. And the majority of that is for the beer tab.
Because we prefer healthcare to expensive pomp and ceremony. Also, it’s too
fucking cold up here for ballgowns, which look stupid with thermal underwear.
Plus running from polar bears is difficult in high heels. Those assholes are
fast, you know.
Anyfuckingways, in the future, you may want to consider
making some economic changes to where your hard-earned tax dollars go.
Especially when it’s for a party you’re not even invited too, which is almost
like shades of high school. Seriously people…you don’t even get a piece of cake
out of the deal. I’d bitch if I were you.
Yours sincerely,
Your northern neighbour who has healthcare. And needs it due
to all the rampaging polar bears
How true. Although, the inauguration was worth it to see John Boehner looking like he was going to throw up.
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Is that the guy Michelle Obama was apparently rolling her eyes at during his speech? Not that I blame her...not much is more boring than listening to someone blather on about whatever when there's likely cake for dessert
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While people are starving on the streets, and unemployment is at an all time high, politicians in Washington DC are spending millions of tax payer money on the inauguration. That's America for you, lol
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I honestly do not understand how the US cannot provide universal healthcare...I think we have the right as human beings to not worry that if we get cancer or some other horrible disease, we're gonna die because we can't afford the treatment...that's just sick
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