Sunday, 13 January 2013

Pinterest for serial killers

I want to give this bathmat as a present. And neglect to inform the person that water shows up as blood on it...surprise, you really aren't mysteriously bleeding out!

Hannibal Lecter for Pottery Barn

I hear the theme from Psycho playing in my head

This blood spatter is really too tidy

Probably the least disturbing. Which is sort of disturbing in itself

Not sure what is more disturbing: the fact that Serial Killer D├ęcor is an actual “thing” on Pinterest. Or that I gleefully pinned all this shit to one of my boards because it’s fucking cool in a Dexterish kind of way


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  1. This is some seriously creepy shizz! I'll take my tea without blood-stained sugar and a lump of brains, thank you

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  2. No kidding!!! Mind you, the dishes might be a good weight-loss incentive...trying to eat off of those might be an automatic appetite suppressant

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  3. OHMYGAWD! I want the rug and the knife holder SO bad! They're more funny than creepy, so I love them! Look at all of the exclamation points!! They're making me hyper!! This is a REALLY exciting comment!!!!!!!

    Okay, I'm done with that now.

    I've been avoiding Pinterest like the plague. I get sucked into things way too easily. The last thing I need is my son telling his counselor that his mom forgot to feed them for the entire weekend because she was clicking on pictures, saying things like "Oooh!", "Aaahhh!", "I want to go to there", and "Oh my ever loving monkey farts, WHY did I not know that this is A THING?!"

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  4. I swore there was no fucking way I was joining some site where people make boards about their dream wedding and adorable puppies...that resolve lasted right up until I found Pinterest to be an excellent source of bacon pics and really fucked up home decor.

    I found another awesome knife block I bet you'd love....it's a wooden human head that looks like it had an encounter with a blind circus knife-thrower!

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  5. People keep asking me if I have Pinterest, I can barely keep up with so many social network accounts.

    NINJA ZX-14 MotoVlog

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    1. I'm having a love/hate with Pinterest...it's such a time-sucker but I cannot stop looking for shit like anatomically-correct dinner rolls and glitter toilet seats lol

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  6. They sell the knife holder on Amazon! I have one, and it's super awesome. Except the knives really suck :(

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    1. That knife holder is at the top of my Xmas list for myself!

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