Wednesday 6 March 2013

I'm kidding about the dildo factory in the back room. But the idea has potential

Social networking is making me feel like I have a multiple personality disorder.

I should probably explain that statement.

I have a facebook profile, where my "friends" are a mixture of family, friends, people I went to school with, co-workers, students, blogger friends and other assorted characters I've known throughout the years. I try to keep my wall relatively PG, mostly because Spielberg can see it and I'd like to avoid therapy for both of us. I have a page (that's age restricted), where I post my blog links, inappropriate shit I find on the internet and stuff that cracks me up (also inappropriate for younger readers or the few of my fb friends with more delicate sensibilities).

The problem comes in with my other 2 pages I have for work...one is a salon page and the other is my personal professional page. When I'm going back and forth between the 4 places I tend to forget which page I'm on and I start to panic about what I posted where. Posting a hairdressing link on my Page of Inappropriateness is not a big deal. However, posting something like this on my salon page...would not be so good

Ummm...no. I don't do taxidermy. But if I did, this would totally be the kind of taxidermy I would do
Thankfully I caught myself right before I accidentally posted this on my salon page. Despite the fact that my co-workers and many of our clients would have found this funny, I really don't think this is the message our salon wants to send...that message apparently being "We guarantee you will be so pleased with your hair, you will walk out the door smiling wider than a maniacal winged monkey with a halo. Also, please accept this complimentary dildo, because we just started a dildo manufacturing factory in the back room"

Moral of the story: Always double-check which page personality you're using. Especially when there's a crazy monkey with a latex penis involved

13 comments:

  1. That would be a problem indeed if something got posted to the wrong page; good reminder to perhaps stop and think before hitting the post button indeed. It is a cute picture though

    betty

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    1. I have to remind myself to check now everytime!

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  2. I clicked on your link from Finding The Funny purely because of the awesomeness of this picture. I love this. Brava.

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  3. And also, p.s. thanks for adding me to your blogroll! Wowza!

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    1. You're welcome! I found your blog a couple weeks ago and it made me laugh my ass off...which is the #1 thing I look for in a blog :)(

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  4. I love Stacey and she's only ever truly loved me!

    seriously....lol

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    1. Bwahahaha! You asshole...love you too, Billy!

      lolol

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  5. Please may I steal this picture?

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    1. Of course! This of the sort of pic that screams to be shared :D

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  6. I once accidentally posted a link to porn movie on my personal Facebook page when I MEANT to post a link to a story I had written.

    I didn't catch it for an HOUR!

    Now I make sure that I never multitask porn.

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    1. Hahahaha!! That's awesome! How many fb friends complained and how many thanked you for sharing your porn?

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