If you have, I bet Pinterest is to blame.
Yesterday I started a new Pinterest board called "Ooo...shiny!" because I saw a couple of really beautiful diamond rings I wanted to pin. It was all going fine and I was immersed in sparkly gems...and then this happened:
|Because if you're paying $6 for a coffee, you might as well push conspicuous consumption to the limit with a blinged-out coffee cup|
|I'm sorry, but unless a fairy just threw up all over you? There is no excuse for this|
|So that's what happens to dead vampires in Stephanie Meyers world|
|Not only will this keep your beer cold, if you get lost, you can use it to signal aircraft for help|
|The Glitter Shitter for those of us not content to rest our pampered asses on mere porcelain|
|And to go with your diamond-encrusted toilet? Because nothing says "I have money to burn AND I'm a fucking idiot" like shitting $400 worth of gold|
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