Sunday, 26 May 2013

This post contains taxidermied deer asses and giant testicles. Consider yourself warned

Since my week consisted of work and more work, with nothing earth-shattering to blog about ( although I'm still having a raging internal debate about the penis/middle-finger tree, which is a pretty good indicator of where my life sits on the excitement scale), I looked to one of my favourite sources of writing inspiration for blog fodder...Pinterest. Otherwise known as The Most Addictive Time-Suck In The Universe But Holy Shit I Cannot Stop Pinning all This Awesome Yet Fucked Up Shit.

I truly understand why sex shops need to post this sign because it takes every ounce of self control I have not to start dildo-sword fights with my fellow sex shop patrons any time I go there
This is a testicle mascot for a cancer support group in Brazil. I'm not really sure how effective a giant set of testicles that should invest in some manscaping ASAP will be in promoting cancer awareness, but it would be kind of awesome to parade your balls around town and not get arrested
I have no idea what this is supposed to be, but it's made out of taxidermied deer butts, which is fucking sick and fantastic at the same time
While I understand as a parent that we all think our kids are brilliant prodigies of some kind, deluding yourself into believing your baby is the Monet of shit-art puts you around Bat-Shit-Crazy:Level 127
Arts And Crafts For Serial Killers
I feel like I should end this post on a scientific note, because I am all about educational information. You're welcome.






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17 comments:

  1. Anonymous26 May 2013 at 10:32

    I think a helmet(?) made out of deer butts could very well fill the gaping hole in my life.

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    1. Maple Syrup Land28 May 2013 at 08:01

      I know anything made out of deer butts would make my life complete lol

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  2. Unknown26 May 2013 at 10:51

    Now, this was pretty freakin' funny!!!

    The "poop-art" and your comment got a really good chuckle.

    Have a great weekend, Slu

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    1. Maple Syrup Land28 May 2013 at 08:02

      I still can't believe that poop art is an actual thing and available for purchase

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  3. Unknown26 May 2013 at 18:51

    That last picture is what I tell Spawn, when he doesn't flush his 'little gift' down the toilet properly.

    And oh shit! The middle penis/middle finger tree! I hadn't realised just how many of those trees we have around here. Can you imagine sitting in a car with both my parents and as we drive by, I shout out, "Oh my god! The penis/middle finger tree!" Neither of them batted an eyelid or asked what I was talking about but I saw my mum smile. I think close up, they look like middle fingers, she obviously was thinking penises, dirty woman! :)

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    1. Maple Syrup Land28 May 2013 at 08:04

      I think all mums are secretly dirty-minded. Except for mine, she's a fucking saint lol

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  4. Kelly26 May 2013 at 19:42

    That testicle mascot is like a trainwreck...I cannot stop looking at it, however badly I DO NOT WANT TO!!

    Balls are just ugly, dude.

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    1. Maple Syrup Land28 May 2013 at 08:04

      Balls are really not that attractive. Especially balls with a smiling face on them

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  5. Unknown26 May 2013 at 21:08

    Sadly I saw the lady on the bench dreaming of high heels. And I have to agree with Kelly. Well, those balls are just ugly...

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    1. Maple Syrup Land28 May 2013 at 08:06

      I saw the lady too, but I don't think I would have if it wasn't pointed out. That kid is either the Rainman of pooping or the parents are insane

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  6. Valerie26 May 2013 at 22:41

    I would pay at least $5, $10 max, to have my picture taken with those testicles!!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. Maple Syrup Land28 May 2013 at 08:07

      I would too! It's kind of like one of those really fucked-up bucket list items

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  7. Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous27 May 2013 at 01:45

    A pair of bollocks with a face and a wig! That may just be the most awesome thing I've seen all day.

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  8. Vinny C27 May 2013 at 12:01

    Soooo... Dildo-sword fights? And men are the immature ones?

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  9. Marjorie McAtee28 May 2013 at 16:55

    I'd hit you with a dildo.

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  10. Anonymous6 June 2013 at 15:28

    I'm catching up...I just about peed myself when I saw the arts and crafts for serial killers. WTF, people!?

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