|Best excuse for not being able to get out of bed ever. I'm going to try it out on my boss today and see how quick he tells me to break up with my blankets and get the hell to work already
|Seriously. And possibly on meth and acid as well.
|If I had a wine dispenser I would never leave my house again. Except to go buy wine refills
|As evidenced in my last post, I am not a fan of Valentines Day. I have no idea who wrote this poem but it's like they've been crawling around inside my brain
|Well, that explains algebra